Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
And too many 'American-style' names.
Any good jokes ... ?
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And too many 'American-style' names.
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Reminds me of a video of Bing Crosby and David Bowie dueting on 'The Little Drummer Boy'. Bing Crosby just sat there staring into the camera looking bemused.
betty swollocks
large member
Levo-Lon
Guru
Levo-Lon
Guru
Bumped in to an old school mate yesterday.
He was dressed so smart and had a lovely car.
Hello mate you look like a million dollars.
Thanks he said.
What you been doing with yourself,looks like you' ve been hard at it to get this fab car.
My house is massive too he said.
Well you have done well ,I thought you worked at the car factory.
I did but got made redundant a few yrs ago.
Decided to go on my own
Bought an old shed ,painted it and put new felt on and doubled my money.
Kept buying and selling old sheds
Got loads of business.
Then my grandfather died and left me 10 million...I thought Fook the sheds!!
He was dressed so smart and had a lovely car.
Hello mate you look like a million dollars.
Thanks he said.
What you been doing with yourself,looks like you' ve been hard at it to get this fab car.
My house is massive too he said.
Well you have done well ,I thought you worked at the car factory.
I did but got made redundant a few yrs ago.
Decided to go on my own
Bought an old shed ,painted it and put new felt on and doubled my money.
Kept buying and selling old sheds
Got loads of business.
Then my grandfather died and left me 10 million...I thought Fook the sheds!!
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
What's that, then? Geezer in a freezer?
srw
It's a bit more complicated than that...
Caesar, I think.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
burntoutbanger
Veteran
- Location
- Devon
I recently lent my friend £5,000 for some plastic surgery,
... I've not seen him since.
... I've not seen him since.
Freds Dad
Veteran
- Location
- Gawsworth.
They say that one in four men are homosexual, which is wierd as I have three best friends all males.
Makes me wonder which one of us would be gay.
I hope it’s Paul as he’s really cute.
Makes me wonder which one of us would be gay.
I hope it’s Paul as he’s really cute.
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NorthernDave
Never used Über Member
- Location
- The real Northern Powerhouse
NorthernDave
Never used Über Member
- Location
- The real Northern Powerhouse
