Any good jokes ... ?
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AndyRM
XOXO
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- North Shields
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
Been playing water polo while on holiday. It’s great but the horse death toll is horrendous.
Two aliens crash land in the middle of no where with Just a petrol station in sight. One of the aliens pulls out his ray gun and points it at a petrol pump. The other alien says "come on dude, just leave it". "No way" says the alien with the the gun. "Put your hands up where I can see them or I'll shoot you".
The other alien again says "come on, let's just get out of here, I don't like the look of this". But the alien shoots the petrol pump. BOOOOM. the pump explodes sending the aliens flying in the blast. "Sweet Jesus" says the alien with gun, "how did you know he was so tough?".
"Well", says the second alien,"anyone who can will their d1ck round their round their waist and over their shoulder has got to be tough"
The other alien again says "come on, let's just get out of here, I don't like the look of this". But the alien shoots the petrol pump. BOOOOM. the pump explodes sending the aliens flying in the blast. "Sweet Jesus" says the alien with gun, "how did you know he was so tough?".
"Well", says the second alien,"anyone who can will their d1ck round their round their waist and over their shoulder has got to be tough"
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
My girlfriend Ruth fell off our tandem.
I rode on Ruthlessly.
I rode on Ruthlessly.
raleighnut
Legendary Member
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- One of the 'Elite'
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Brilliant!
betty swollocks
large member
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
According to a recent employee satisfaction survey, 75% of people at my work are happy with their jobs
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