Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

What would The Proclaimers say?

All together now....Lochaber Neymar, Sutherland Neymar, Lewis Neymar, Skye Neymar...

 

[Wixsteman]

What would The Proclaimers say?

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All together now....Lochaber Neymar, Sutherland Neymar, Lewis Neymar, Skye Neymar...

Neymar my ribs can’t take it

 

[pjd57]

What would The Proclaimers say?

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All together now....Lochaber Neymar, Sutherland Neymar, Lewis Neymar, Skye Neymar...

Disnay really work.

In the song it's clearly No More without any accent.
Anyone I know would say it as Nay Mare.

Nothing like the wee $hits name.

 

[Seevio]

My grandfather had the heart of a Lion.

He also had a lifetime ban from the zoo.

 

[TVC]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[betty swollocks]

Who comes to your front door and takes four hours to sell you a vacuum cleaner?

Jehoovers Witness

You'd be a sucker to buy one.

 

[mustang1]

Idiot: the manager who asks staff to work stupidly long hours
Bigger idiot: the one who works long hours and brags about it.
Biggest idiot: the one who get impressed by people who work long hours (oh he is so successful; he is an investment banker)

 

[Smokin Joe]

There was a bloke in the pub tonight wearing a Croatian shirt.

I ask him, "What part of Croatia are you from?"

He replied, "Glasgow".

 

[Chris S]

Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
They're both ****ing close to water.

 

[Cavalol]

Today, I have excelled myself

 

[benb]

I'd like that twice if I could

 

[Cavalol]

I've decided to form an Elbow tribute band and I'm gonna call it 'Arse'

People won't be able to tell us apart.

 

[Threevok]

I've just been given a Wham chocolate bar



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