Any good jokes ... ?

[betty swollocks]

 

[TVC]

 

[Tim Hall]

I have a Polish friend who's a sound engineer.

I have a Czech one two.

Why do sound engineers test microphones with “one two one two?”
Cos “One two three”’s for lifting flight cases...

How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, two, one, two.

 

[Cavalol]

A friend of mine got killed by a boat in Venice.

My gondolances to his family.

 

[Dayvo]

Not exactly a joke but a fact of life/death:

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Milkfloat]

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[Cavalol]

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Hahahaha, love that!

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

There are 3 unwritten rules in life:

1.
2.
3.

 

[morrisman]

For my birthday, the only thing I got was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.

 

[subaqua]

ASO

 

[Cavalol]

I'm English and want us to win, but had to laugh at this...

 

[Speicher]

For my birthday, the only thing I got was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.

Play your cards right and next time you might get a bottle of Rummy.

 

[Cavalol]

(The Depp one is a bit lame, but you get the drift)