Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
Morlocks stole my bike
Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
- Start date
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glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
Have you done one almighty broadside skid up to that structure?
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Shouldn't that be krogleg?No kroglem at all.
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
"That's what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't get up until the next morning, when we got a phone call from Officer Obie. He said, "Kid we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it." And I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope under that garbage."
Alice's Restaurant - Arlo Guthrie
One is very amused
morrisman
Guru
Really, really annoyed. Just got a ticket for undertaking on the M3. Didn't realise it was Charles and Camilla with a police escort travelling slowly in the middle lane. I was in a hurry so went down the inside to take the next exit. Blue lights and a motorcycle cop stops me short. He just looked at me and wrote the ticket. 'But why? says I. 'Sorry mate', says the cop, 'but you passed the Duchy on the left hand side'.
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Now that cars can drive themselves I don't expect it will be long before we hear country & western singers lamenting that their truck has left them too.
