Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

Where does bread go for breakfast?

Towcester

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Just been offered 8 legs of venison for £60.

Is this two deer?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Got pulled over by a woman police officer. I asked her what's wrong, she screamed "NOTHING" then stormed off.

 

[raleighnut]

Got pulled over by a woman police officer. I asked her what's wrong, she screamed "NOTHING" then stormed off.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Chris S]

This one works best in a Black Country accent:
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!

 

[Chris S]

And another Black Country one:
What's a Hindu?
It lays eggs!

 

[Threevok]

Noddy Holder goes to the tailors for a new suit:
Tailor: "Would you like tartan?"
Noddy: "Aye"
Tailor: "Would you like flared trousers ?
Noddy: Aye"
Tailor: "Kipper Tie?"
Noddy: "Yes please - two sugars"

 

[Kestevan]

Yorkshire Proofreaders: fighting the war on t'error.

 

[postman]

Mrs Postman lost her credit card in Leeds today.Not going to report it.whoever has it is spending less.

 

[PaulB]

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?

You can tuna a piano but you can't piano a tuna.

 

[roadrash]

and the pot of glue

 

[srw]

and the pot of glue

Stick around and you'll find out.

 

[PaulB]

and the pot of glue

I knew you'd be the first to get stuck on that!


IGMC.

 

[roadrash]

grooaaann........