Any good jokes ... ?

[Joey Shabadoo]

In what country do sheep fall from the sky?













Bahrain

 

[Seevio]

Not so much a joke but is anyone else going to be disappointed if Fred Talbot's sentence isn't exile to a really small island?

 

[Hitchington]

What is a dominatrix's favourite ice cream topping?

Crushed nuts.

 

[raleighnut]

What is a dominatrix's favourite ice cream topping?

Crushed nuts.

Some of em are partial to a Walnut Whip too.

 

[Welsh wheels]

Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!

 

[Welsh wheels]

This hating of people that breastfeed in public should really stop. I can raise my cat any way I want to.

 

[mrcunning]

A dog walker has been found dead in my local park.

Police have found the dog,but as yet,they have no lead.

 

[Littgull]

Is Theresa May really Boy George?

 

[Smokin Joe]

Police and a bomb disposal squad were called to Liverpool city centre today after a suspicious package was found. By the time they got there it had gone.

 

[guitarpete247]

Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!

Something I remember from when I was young, which I'm teaching the granddaughters.

A fart is a volcanic eruption,
It comes from the Island of Bum.
It travels down trouser leg canyon
And come out with musical hum.

 

[User33236]

Parallel lines have so much in common. Pity they will never meet.

 

[screenman]

A whole town has been nicked in the UK, police are looking for leeds.

 

[srw]

Why does the swan need a mobile phone on its nest?





In case the cygnet rings.





(Thanks to @User for posting the photo elsewhere).

 

[Smokin Joe]

A man looking for work knocks on a farm door and asks the farmer if he has any odd jobs.

The farmer says, "Yes, milk the horse".

 

[betty swollocks]

An Eskimo child asks his mum what's for dinner?
Mum says "Vera Lynn special dear."
"Oh no not whale meat again!"