Any good jokes ... ?
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JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
Lots of likes so I guess must be part of a very small minority that doesn't get it.
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
I think it rather nice that a lot of machines at the gym have somewhere to put your Pringle tube.
Welsh wheels
Lycra king
- Location
- South Wales
What did Donald Trump's bodyguards say to him when someone pointed a gun at him?
Donald duck!
Donald duck!
Smokin Joe
Squire
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
My girlfriend phoned me from work and screamed, "Your mum just text me to say you're in bed with Mrs A, you cheating bastard, We're finished"!
Took me ages to calm her down and explain I'd been to the doctor and he'd told me I had MRSA.
Took me ages to calm her down and explain I'd been to the doctor and he'd told me I had MRSA.
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
A man met an old school friend he had not seen for years " George" he said I have not seen you for years how are you"
" I am very well" he said slowly
"Oh you have lost the stammer you had all those years ago"
"Yes" he replied "I went for speech therapy and I was told to speak very slowly and I would not stammer but unfortunately it cost me my marriage " he replied.
"How did that happen " his old friend asked
"Well" he said, "One night my fiancee and I were sitting in her house and her dog was scratching his back. " You must do that for me after we are married " I said.."
" Unfortunately by the time I said this the dog was licking it's ****"
" I am very well" he said slowly
"Oh you have lost the stammer you had all those years ago"
"Yes" he replied "I went for speech therapy and I was told to speak very slowly and I would not stammer but unfortunately it cost me my marriage " he replied.
"How did that happen " his old friend asked
"Well" he said, "One night my fiancee and I were sitting in her house and her dog was scratching his back. " You must do that for me after we are married " I said.."
" Unfortunately by the time I said this the dog was licking it's ****"
TwickenhamCyclist
Guest
Meanwhile... on Saudi TV...
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Diet tip
If you think you are hungry, you may just be thirsty.
Drink a pitcher of margeritas
And see how you feel.
If you think you are hungry, you may just be thirsty.
Drink a pitcher of margeritas
And see how you feel.
