Any good jokes ... ?
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Ron-da-Valli
It's a bleedin' miracle!
- Location
- Rorke's Drift
I went to a fancy dress party dressed as an oven. My mate turned up also dressed as an oven. He wasn't happy. " I though you said you were coming as a parrott" he asked. " No I said I was coming as a cooker too"
Slim
Über Member
- Location
- Plough Lane
She was only the undertaker's daughter but anybody cadaver.
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Silver Fox
Guru
Yet more celebrity scandal.
Morph has been outed as a playdoughphile.
Morph has been outed as a playdoughphile.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
Started: 15th Oct 2012 at
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
Started: 15th Oct 2012 at
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
Apparently Morph and Tony Hart are embroiled in the Jimmy Saville story. Both have been revealed as Playdohfiles
Ron-da-Valli
It's a bleedin' miracle!
- Location
- Rorke's Drift
She was only the admiral's daughter but she had a naval base for discharged seamen.
Maz
Guru
I bet they all found her Rear Admirable, too!
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
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