Any good jokes ... ?

[postman]

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so true my left side is a pain,over and over i go.

 

[Seevio]

The fact that the fear of public speaking is near universal heavily implies that at some point in the history of our species, there was something incredibly dangerous that looked like an auditorium full of people, but wasn't.

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

It's been 35 years now and no further instructions from Technotronic.

And so I think, with deep regret, it's time to deflate the jam.....

 

[tyred]

My dry January is going well.

I'm only drinking dry Martinis for the month of January.

 

[Electric_Andy]

That's a bit like the Irishman who saw an advert saying "Drink Canada Dry" and he's gone to see if he can do it

 

[Cavalol]

I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board. I thought I'd give it a Go.

 

[Cavalol]

When my wife left, I was sad, upset and lonely. Since then I've got a dog, bought a new motorbike, slept with two different women and blown a grand on drugs and drinks.

She'll go f*****g mental when she comes home from work.

 

[flopner]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]