Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I leave a bottle of Fairy liquid on the front seat of my motor.

It doesn't stop car thieves, its just a detergent.

 

[T4tomo]

I was down the pub last night and the barman shouted “does anyone know CPR”
I said I know the whole alphabet.
My, we all laughed and laughed.
Well, apart from this one bloke……

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Is that Potato in Welsh??

 

[raleighnut]

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It is in Welsh

 

[raleighnut]

Is that Potato in Welsh??

Bah, beaten to it.

 

[Chislenko]

Is that Potato in Welsh??

Taten would be the word you are looking for, plural Tatws.

 

[Profpointy]

Is that Potato in Welsh??

Potato is "tatws" often shortened to "tato"

For pronunciation something like "tah-two-ss" "tah-tor"

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Taten would be the word you are looking for, plural Tatws.

Yes - I know
When I was little potatoes were often referred to as Tatties (yes - that is a letter a!!!!)
Quite common - not sure if it is a Liverpool thing or just Wirral/Birkenhead or just because I have Welsh ancestors - amongst others!

Anyone else refer to potatoes as anything like that????

 

[Chris S]

Yes - I know
When I was little potatoes were often referred to as Tatties (yes - that is a letter a!!!!)
Quite common - not sure if it is a Liverpool thing or just Wirral/Birkenhead or just because I have Welsh ancestors - amongst others!

Anyone else refer to potatoes as anything like that????

Yes - Scotland and Northern Ireland.

 

[craigwend]

 

[oldwheels]

Yes - I know
When I was little potatoes were often referred to as Tatties (yes - that is a letter a!!!!)
Quite common - not sure if it is a Liverpool thing or just Wirral/Birkenhead or just because I have Welsh ancestors - amongst others!

Anyone else refer to potatoes as anything like that????

Still do refer to them as tatties.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Yes - I know
When I was little potatoes were often referred to as Tatties (yes - that is a letter a!!!!)
Quite common - not sure if it is a Liverpool thing or just Wirral/Birkenhead or just because I have Welsh ancestors - amongst others!

Anyone else refer to potatoes as anything like that????

Yes, in the West Midlands, 1960's and 70's, still do, to be fair. I think my West Country Wurzel friends understand me.

 

[Dave7]

You are all wrong.
They are spuds.