Any good jokes ... ?

[Electric_Andy]

We used to fold them width-wise down the middle to expose the powder, then fold them up and tape them tight. Light the end and you've got a french banger. Thinking about it, I don't know why we didn't try that with 10+ rolls. Maybe we were too impatient

 

[Gillstay]

We used to wait till my parents went out then fit them on my dads old muskets and have battles. Kept us fit as they were bloomin heavy.

 

[Gwylan]

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Probably illegal these days

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

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"Caution: This product will be hot when heated."

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I thought they were rolls of Handlebar tape

Well at least you will get attention if you fall off

OK - it may be from the Armed Response Unit rather than the Ambulance but at least someone will come!

 

[Alex H]

 

[Speicher]

I have decided to recreate the fragrance for those who want to remember tedium of waiting in a crowded lounge for their delayed flight. I called it Gatport Airwick.

 

[raleighnut]

I have decided to recreate the fragrance for those who want to remember tedium of waiting in a crowded lounge for their delayed flight. I called it Gatport Airwick.

Splash it all over

 

[Smokin Joe]

Probably illegal these days

Not so. The shop I work in sold them up to a year or two ago and they are still available -

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Peterkin-4090-100-Shot-Caps/dp/B000H8XSPO

 

[postman]

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Don't answer the phone whilst using this iron.

 

[Seevio]

Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian the Good Time Ruiner.

 

[Profpointy]

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I have been in a cocktail bar with that arrangement. Mrs pp had to tell me to calm down and just go along with it. We've not been back. And I worked in IT for 40+ years

 

[tyred]

Wrap them around a coin and throw it on the pavement beside a bus queue or similar.

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[tyred]

Being an adult is having a cupbaord full of cups that you never use a house full of everything you never use but don't want to get rid of! My Dad used to say anything in the shed/garage will come in handy once every 7 years

One day I'll find a use for that distributor for a MKIV Cortina that is in a drawer under the bench.