Any good jokes ... ?

[Regular.Cyclist]

I hope no one mars this thread with too many puns.

 

[Sharky]

I hope no one mars this thread with too many puns.

Not me, I'm taking a break, I'm having a ...........

 

[Tenkaykev]

Not me, I'm taking a break, I'm having a ...........

Curly wurly?...

 

[Sharky]

Curly wurly?...

a Kit Kat

 

[Electric_Andy]

 

[tyred]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

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Do they have any about playing a mean pinball?

 

[Seevio]

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Presumably the narrator just shouts the story out?

 

[markemark]

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Narrated by Brian Blessed.

 

[Speicher]

The chocolate thief tried to cycle away on his Galaxy, but it melted.

 

[Mike_P]

Sorry late on the chocolate, been on a slow Double Decker

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Sorry late on the chocolate, been on a slow Double Decker

No worries, it's a marathon not a sprint.

 

[Tenkaykev]

No worries, it's a marathon not a sprint.

I can remember people getting their Snickers in a twist when the confectionery was renamed.

 

[Wixsteman]

These puns are a bit flakey

 

[raleighnut]

These puns are a bit flakey

Yep 2 a dime