Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I was blessed with a nine inch penis.

I think that the priest has been sacked now.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Blue]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

First competitor out of the River Seine, says it's not too bad.

 

[Smokin Joe]

The dildo of consequences seldom comes lubed.

 

[Jameshow]

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I didn't know till recently that beard is basically pubic hairs on your face!!

 

[Cavalol]

I didn't know till recently that beard is basically pubic hairs on your face!!

Certainly explains this then

 

[Cavalol]

I've put my Rottweiler on a vegetarian diet.

So far, he's eaten 3 of them.

 

[PeteXXX]

News alert: Chocolate thief arrested after Bounty was put on his head....

 

[Andy in Germany]

News alert: Chocolate thief arrested after Bounty was put on his head....

(There will now be a brief pause while several CCers go through chocolate brands in search of a follow up...)

 

[PeteXXX]

(There will now be a brief pause while several CCers go through chocolate brands in search of a follow up...)

There must be a galaxy of puns out there!!