Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Rezillo]

Grab a bargain , availability for summer booking going fast , Great sea views !!!!


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Ooh laa……

The chances of anything coming from Rhyl are a million to one, they said…..

 

[Cavalol]

I knew a bloke who fell into an industrial grinding machine.

He's fine now.

 

[MichaelW2]

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If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape.
If it doesnt move and it should, wd40.
Obv this ones moves when it should.. a bit of wd40 will always help.

 

[cyberknight]

If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape.
If it doesnt move and it should, wd40.
Obv this ones moves when it should.. a bit of wd40 will always help.

are the movements regular ?

 

[raleighnut]

I knew a bloke who fell into an industrial grinding machine.

He's fine now.

Not as bad as the worker who drowned in a vat of Guiness..........................got out 3 times for a wee

 

[markemark]

Not as bad as the worker who drowned in a vat of Guiness..........................got out 3 times for a wee

A man drowned in a vat of Carlsberg. It’s impossible to know whether he peed or not.

 

[Dag Hammar]

A man drowned in a vat of Carlsberg. It’s impossible to know whether he peed or not.

A furniture factory worker drowned in a vat of French polish. He had a terrible end, but a lovely finish.

 

[Speicher]

 

[Chris S]

A bus stop in Croatia.

 

[tyred]