Any good jokes ... ?

[richardfm]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

When is it ok to have a baby shower? My mum never had one for me and I need a new motorbike.

 

[raleighnut]

I never had a 'babyshower' just got plonked in the kitchen sink for a scrub.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Has anyone heard how Liz Truss's first day working for Microsoft is going?

 

[Andy in Germany]

I never had a 'babyshower' just got plonked in the kitchen sink for a scrub.

And I bet it were cold water from t'well and a brick instead of soap?

 

[Tenkaykev]

And I bet it were cold water from t'well and a brick instead of soap?

Brick! Brick! Luxury! We had to make do with handful of gravel....

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Brick! Brick! Luxury! We had to make do with handful of gravel....

Gravel, gravel, you lucky barsteward.....

 

[tyred]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Heisenberg and Schroedinger are driving together, but they get stopped by a police officer.

The officer asks, "Did you know you were driving at 90 mph?"

Heisenberg sighs, "Oh great, now we're lost."

The officer is unhappy, and checks the car's boot. He asks, "And why is there a dead cat in here?"

Schroedinger grumbles, "Well there is NOW!"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

WIFE: darling, I have shaved my vagina. You know that means don't you.
HUSBAND: yeah, the f*cking drains are blocked again.

 

[dicko]

 

[Toshiba Boy]