Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

Local hotelier slightly injured in USA

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

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Local hotelier slightly injured in USA

I saw on the news today that somebody in the gun happy USA took a few pot shots at the twit. I am a bit disturbed that my first reaction was disappointment that he missed.

I really should have felt very badly about the others involved.

but honestly…

 

[Slick]

 

[tyred]

 

[ExBrit]

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Well to be fair, Trump and Putin are easy to get confused.

 

[johnnyb47]

Is it just me or does anybody else think that Biden looks uncannily like the young boy playing the banjo in Deliverance

 

[tyred]

 

[Venod]

Not a joke as such, but this was on the news this morning.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

My wife always used to say I'm a sex machine.
Well, her exact words were "your a f*cking tool" but I knew what she meant.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Magician: I can make anything disappear.


Tom (holding cup): Make my tea disappear.


Magician: Shazammm!


om: Nothing's happened.

 

[Toshiba Boy]