Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[screenman]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

As I have got older I realise that pleasing everyone is impossible.
But pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

 

[Andy in Germany]

As I have got older I realise that pleasing everyone is impossible.
But pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Cake seems to please most people.

 

[T4tomo]

Cake seems to please most people.

maybe not diabetics

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

What's yellow and white and travels at 120 MPH?

A train driver's egg sandwich. 🥪

 

[ExBrit]

I hear President Biden called Trump after the assassination attempt. I think the phone call went something like this...

Biden: Hello Mr Trump, I wanted to see how you're doing.
Trump: What?
How are you?
What did you say?
Put the phone to the other ear.
Is this thing working?
The OTHER EAR!
I can't hear a word this man is saying.
Oh for God's sake
Where's the volume control on this thing?

 

[Nibor]

maybe not diabetics

Speaking as a diabetic cake pleases me greatly however it migth upset my doctor. Bit of a crap joke mocking peoples afflictions

 

[tyred]

 

[T4tomo]

Speaking as a diabetic cake pleases me greatly however it migth upset my doctor. Bit of a crap joke mocking peoples afflictions

1) it wasn't a joke, it was a comment
2) apols if it has caused you offence

 

[Seevio]

Speaking as a diabetic cake pleases me greatly however it migth upset my doctor. Bit of a crap joke mocking peoples afflictions

I hadn't realised it was so pleasing to be speaking as a diabetic cake.