Any good jokes ... ?

[Gwylan]

They're very useful for drilling in delicate situations, like model making.

All sounds a bit technical for a lighter corner of the world

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Punkawallah]

Gravel, gravel, you lucky barsteward.....

Well, you say ‘gravel’, it were more chunks of concrete wi’ rebar in it.

 

[tyred]

 

[newts]

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Our best man 32 years ago & life long friend sat next me at our daughter's wedding a couple of weeks ago, it got very messy with copious volumes of alcahol. 🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷

 

[craigwend]

 

[ExBrit]

From the BBC website. Bets on how long it will take Hollywood to make a horror flick on this theme?
Followed by "Piranhas on meth - the musical"

Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine​

 

[Andy in Germany]

Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine

This raises several questions...

 

[morrisman]

Learning the colours of the rainbow is a handy way to remember how Richard of York fared in the battle of Wakefield in 1460

 

[AndyRM]

From the BBC website. Bets on how long it will take Hollywood to make a horror flick on this theme?
Followed by "Piranhas on meth - the musical"

Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine​

There's already a film called Cocaine Shark. It piggybacked off the success of Cocaine Bear.

Both came out last year.

Bear is great, Shark is rubbish.

 

[AndyRM]

Also there have been numerous Piranha films.

And one of the other "cocaine" films was "Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space".

Embrace them all as B movie glory or walk away.

 

[ExBrit]

Also there have been numerous Piranha films.

And one of the other "cocaine" films was "Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space".

Embrace them all as B movie glory or walk away.

What's the name of that B movie where an african american, south asian woman became her party's nominee because her boss was diagnosed with senile dementia just weeks before the party convention? And she had to defeat a morbidly obese venom spewing political opponent with a missing ear. I'm sure you remember it. I can't believe anyone could sell that plot to the movie execs. It's ridiculous.

 

[Gwylan]

What's the name of that B movie where an african american, south asian woman became her party's nominee because her boss was diagnosed with senile dementia just weeks before the party convention? And she had to defeat a morbidly obese venom spewing political opponent with a missing ear. I'm sure you remember it. I can't believe anyone could sell that plot to the movie execs. It's ridiculous.

It'll never sell. Or only on the college circuit

 

[mistyoptic]

From the BBC website. Bets on how long it will take Hollywood to make a horror flick on this theme?
Followed by "Piranhas on meth - the musical"

Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine​

We’re gonna need a bigger stash

 

[AndyRM]

What's the name of that B movie where an african american, south asian woman became her party's nominee because her boss was diagnosed with senile dementia just weeks before the party convention? And she had to defeat a morbidly obese venom spewing political opponent with a missing ear. I'm sure you remember it. I can't believe anyone could sell that plot to the movie execs. It's ridiculous.

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