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There'd be a very long queue in my local. They do that already even if they are attended. :laugh:
 

PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
Photo Winner
Location
Hamtun
A mate has 2 tickets for the England v Spain game on Sunday..
He paid £360 each, including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding.
If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place at Northampton Registry Office, at 3pm.
Her name is Caroline, 5ft1, blonde, shoe size 3 🇬🇧 and can reverse park...
 

DaveReading

Don't suffer fools gladly (must try harder!)
Location
Reading, obvs
A mate has 2 tickets for the England v Spain game on Sunday..
He paid £360 each, including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding.
If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place at Northampton Registry Office, at 3pm.
Her name is Caroline, 5ft1, blonde, shoe size 3 🇬🇧 and can reverse park...
Kind of spoiled by the formatting, sadly.
 
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