Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Mr Celine]

Yup
I understand it now

Now can someone explain why it is a joke???

If it took you three weeks to understand it, it would take too long to explain.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[wiggydiggy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I'm looking to buy an old, disused lighthouse. Nothing too flashy.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I'm looking to buy an old, disused lighthouse. Nothing too flashy.

I hear they're hard to maintain; take it a step at a time.

 

[Cavalol]

I hear they're hard to maintain; take it a step at a time.

You're on rocky shores with that one.

 

[tyred]

 

[Speicher]

I'm looking to buy an old, disused lighthouse. Nothing too flashy.

Make sure you have enough candles, definitely more than four.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Wixsteman]

I'm looking to buy an old, disused lighthouse. Nothing too flashy.

A stand alone purchsae

 

[PeteXXX]

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel around her shoulders, and say
”Now you’re Super-Angry”. 🦸‍♀️

Maybe she’ll laugh!

Maybe you’ll die.....