Any good jokes ... ?

[ebikeerwidnes]

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel around her shoulders, and say
”Now you’re Super-Angry”. 🦸‍♀️

Maybe she’ll laugh!

Maybe you’ll die.....

maybe???

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Tribansman]

I'm looking to buy an old, disused lighthouse. Nothing too flashy.

You sound like a lighthouse fetishist. I bet the thought of bringing it back into use makes you horny

 

[craigwend]

 

[Andy in Germany]

You're on rocky shores with that one.

Did you expect to be coasting along?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Speicher]

You sound like a lighthouse fetishist. I bet the thought of bringing it back into use makes you horny

I haven't got the foggiest idea what you mean.

 

[Cavalol]

Good news Scotland fans!
If you purchased your Scotland shirt during the Euros, you should still fall within the 14 day returns guarantee.

 

[AndyRM]

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Good news Scotland fans!
If you purchased your Scotland shirt during the Euros, you should still fall within the 14 day returns guarantee.

At the risk of ruining this with pedantry, that's the previous kit. But I did laugh, and not in a gallows way like I did at the match last night!

 

[Cavalol]

To be fair the way England have been we'll be landing home again very soon.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[markemark]

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That’s a Cornish tradition of how the miners, supposedly, used to eat. Places that do it are in homage to the local history as they’re mostly found in Cornwall. Obviously it’s a bit of marketing, but it is based on tradition.

 

[AndyRM]

https://wewantplates.com/