Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[Profpointy]

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I had a self portrait (of my face, for the avoidance of doubt) pinned behind my desk at work. Someone asked if it was the Turin Shroud and someone else thought it was Jimmi Hendrix. Anyhow on morning someone had put up a photocopy of his arse beside it. He'd done it one evening after most people had left but went to the top floor as it was empty. The "lookout" said he'd jumped up like a scalded cat as the whole top of the copier moved when scanning; the one on our own floor had a fixed top but the light and scanner bit inside moved. I think he feared it was about to slice his bollocks off. Anyhow, he got the picture, and no one got sacked, but I felt it prudent to take the extra picture down

 

[Profpointy]

The chemistry text book at the local school has a ouija board layout in the back, it starts "H He Li". How can we ban this satanic nonsense in our classrooms?

 

[Gwylan]

The chemistry text book at the local school has a ouija board layout in the back, it starts "H He Li". How can we ban this satanic nonsense in our classrooms?

Teach them chemistry so they know what they mean.

 

[tyred]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[richardfm]

Wordle 1,099 3/6

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It's good but not really funny

 

[markemark]

It's good but not really funny

It’s funny that people are interested in other people’s wordle stats.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

It’s funny that people are interested in other people’s wordle stats.

Apologies, wasn't really awake, when I posted that.

Re your comment, hey, each to their own and all that......funny comment though.

 

[Cavalol]

I failed my ventriloquist exam.

Can't say I'm surprised.

 

[slow scot]

I failed my ventriloquist exam.

Can't say I'm surprised.

You should read my book, “Ventriloquism for Dummies”.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

The slogan for Redbull is that it gives you wings. So opening the can gives you wings. Wings are (were) a band that played Mull of Kintyre.

Yup
I understand it now

Now can someone explain why it is a joke???