Any good jokes ... ?

[Gwylan]

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Have you been to Ayr?

 

[AndyRM]

 

[morrisman]

Have you been to Ayr?

My favourite Indian restaurant in Ayr is Ayr India

 

[Chislenko]

My favourite Indian restaurant in Ayr is Ayr India

I think Ayr once had a winger called Dan Druff.

 

[Windle]

Been a few times, the 'spoons is canny and there's a good whisky shop there. It's a bloody long way from ours mind and is usually visited on the way to somewhere else. The last time we went I remember somewhere along the windy, narrow bit of the A70 seeing an artic timber lorry upside down in a field, and I mean actually upside down, not rolled over. The wheels were pointing up into the sky, how the hell the driver managed that I've no idea, maybe due to the shape of the land it rolled onto.

 

[AndyRM]

I think Ayr once had a winger called Dan Druff.

Sadly he was nullified by his opponents in games, as most players are head and shoulders above anyone who's ever played for Ayr.

 

[tyred]

Have you been to Ayr?

I have been several times.

 

[newts]

 

[markemark]

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Really? I just ordered food to my flat in Stratford and he just spent an hour going round and round in circles before he got to me.

 

[Gwylan]

I have been several times.

Just to confirm the injections worked.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[srj10]

What do you call a medieval spy?
Sir Veillance.

 

[kynikos]

Sadly he was nullified by his opponents in games, as most players are head and shoulders above anyone who's ever played for Ayr.

Agree - he was always a bit flakey.

 

[Chris S]