Any good jokes ... ?

[markemark]

Avoid post natal depression by not seeing your wife naked after the birth for 5 weeks.

Avoid post natal depression after giving birth by divorcing such a pr1ck.

 

[ExBrit]

Avoid post natal depression by not seeing your wife naked after the birth for 5 weeks.

Longer can be arranged,
--- Ex Wife

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

What's Sting's preferred phone contract?

SIM only.

 

[Cavalol]

Swallowed a Monopoly board last night.

Passed go this morning.

 

[JohnCl]

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

I'm hoping to beat my time at the London Marathon this year.

I managed 3hr 2m 15s last year before I got bored and changed the channel.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

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My wife could tell me all the things I did/said wrong from 20+ years back. Not in a nasty/malicious way but maybe women just have that gift.

 

[Gwylan]

My wife could tell me all the things I did/said wrong from 20+ years back. Not in a nasty/malicious way but maybe women just have that gift.

Gift, burden?
Debate.

But you know you'll lose.

 

[Dave7]

Yesterday I bought a book called Lamps Lanterns and Torches........just a bit of light reading.

 

[flopner]