Any good jokes ... ?

[AndyRM]

It's me! No offense intended. I was in the mood for unpicking jokes.

No need to apologise, it happens and when it does amuses me!

 

[tyred]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

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I have a spare handle for one of those

 

[mikeIow]

I got tailgated by a postman once. Was on the back of a 35 mile ride and absolutely knackered (excuses, excuses) and he was right on my tail for the last mile or so.
Like a stupid old fool, I kept pedalling faster, determined to prove a point. Every time I looked round, he was right behind me grinning like a Cheshire Cat

Probably our last postie! He retired last week: regularly cycles 80+ miles during his time off, and his daughter is a professional cyclist 💪
Nice fella, we wished him well for his retirement: plenty more miles in him😎

 

[Gwylan]

Keeping up appearances?

Don't tell him Pyke!

 

[Gwylan]

German is different to Welsh.

It made sense to me

German doesn't mutate

 

[Gwylan]

A (North) Walian jôc for you Alex.

"Taid has fallen over"

"Call Nain, Nain, Nain!"

It's all a gog

 

[Chislenko]

It's all a gog

My mind has gone blank to be honest, I know a nain in South Wales is a mamgu (sp?) but what is grandfather?

 

[Alex321]

My mind has gone blank to be honest, I know a nain in South Wales is a mamgu (sp?) but what is grandfather?

Dadchu

 

[Alex H]

Dadchu

Bless You!

 

[Gwylan]

Dadchu

Tadcu (sp?)

 

[Alex321]

Tadcu (sp?)

Yes, you are right. I didn't think mine looked right, but didn't look it up to check.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Having a dog is mostly following each other about. Watching the other one go to the loo or wondering what the other one has in their mouth.

 

[Profpointy]

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Who needs scaffolding?

Well I don't !

Admittedly the job would have been a hell of a lot easier with scaff !

 

[Toshiba Boy]