Any good jokes ... ?

[roadrash]

here we have a braked potato......

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dave7]

When my grandma was ill we tried everything to help her including weird herbal ideas.
The last one was to cover her in lard.
She went downhill fast.

 

[Slick]

Well I don't !

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Admittedly the job would have been a hell of a lot easier with scaff !

Excellent.

For reasons I'm not sure I can explain, I've always enjoyed stories from 1 particularly brilliant old guy who would speak of spitfires landing outside his house after running out of fuel after dogfighting over Norway, and painting an art deco Hotel with nothing more than length of rope an 18 inch board to fashion himself a bosuns chair.

The closest I got to that sort of thing was as a boy learning my trade when the neighbouring site on an airfield base asked my gaffer for a scaffold to be built and his bright labour saving idea was to tie a rope round my waist and dangle me over the edge and for me to do whatever job was required.

 

[tyred]

Council pothole-filling team at work.

 

[Seevio]

Me: I think some people are secretly birds in disguise!
Friend: Good one. Can I tweet that?
Me: *narrows eyes* Can you... what?

 

[Ripple]

Council pothole-filling team at work.

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That's more action than all potholes in Kent had seen in the last decade.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Seen many times before, and yet, and yet.....

 

[flopner]

 

[tyred]

You know an experienced mechanic when he has all the right tools for the job.

 

[PeteXXX]

When you buy a tent from Temu.....

 

[tyred]

On this day in 1994, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most beautiful woman I ever met to marry me.

All three of them said no.

 

[Cavalol]

I've decided to have my wedding reception at McDonalds.

It'll be my last ever Happy Meal.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Avoid post natal depression by not seeing your wife naked after the birth for 5 weeks.

 

[Profpointy]