Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[markemark]

I walked into a restaurant and asked if they serve crab cakes. Yes, they replied. Great as it’s my pet crab’s birthday today.

 

[Cavalol]

Just found out that the Blackpool lights this year are going to be cheese related.

I'm looking forward to seeing the Blackpool Hallouminations

 

[Sharky]

Unfortunate camera angle??

True story, I noticed a girl walking through the shopping centre a while back. She was wearing a top with, I'm guessing, the word "Saturday " written across her chest. Unfortunately, she was wearing a jacket over the top, which obscured the first two and the last two letters.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Someone at work has written a book on self-confidence for Snails

He says, he wants to 'bring them out of their shells'

 

[Cavalol]

 

[morrisman]

I just bought some shirts and neckware from one of the guys in the Mamas and Papas.
All the sleeves are brown and tie are grey.

 

[Sharky]

Man looking across to his wife, said to himself "How could God make someone so beautiful, yet so stupid"

The wife over heard and replied
"God made me beautiful, so you would be attracted to me
And
God made me stupid, so I would be attracted to you"

 

[PK99]

What would Eric and Ernie have been if they hadn't been comedians?
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Mike and Bernie

 

[Cavalol]

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting. Nobody laughed. It seems I'm not even remotely funny.

 

[tyred]

I've just repaired an electrical fault.