Any good jokes ... ?
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Toshiba Boy
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- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
and those never end “… and they lived happily ever after”.
I got tailgated by a postman once. Was on the back of a 35 mile ride and absolutely knackered (excuses, excuses) and he was right on my tail for the last mile or so.
Like a stupid old fool, I kept pedalling faster, determined to prove a point. Every time I looked round, he was right behind me grinning like a Cheshire Cat
PapaZita
Guru
- Location
- St. Albans
The neighbour’s 10 year old kid challenged me to a race as I rode home once. I got completely thrashed. I’d done 280 miles and slept in a bus shelter. He’d been half a mile to the park. 😁
Toshiba Boy
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- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
I saw Cristiano Ronaldo in town today.
I said, "Can you sign my shirt?"
He said, "Have you got a pen?"
I said, "shoot, no. Hang on".
With that I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically and began to cry.
He said, "How's that going to get a pen?"
I said, "Well that's how you do it!"
I said, "Can you sign my shirt?"
He said, "Have you got a pen?"
I said, "shoot, no. Hang on".
With that I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically and began to cry.
He said, "How's that going to get a pen?"
I said, "Well that's how you do it!"
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Who needs scaffolding?
Slick
Guru
To be fair, it was quite well worked out.
Jameshow
Veteran
Looks like it's in uk, If not photoshopped!
