Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

What has four letters, occasionally has twelve, always has six, but never has five letters.

 

[Alex321]

What has four letters, occasionally has twelve, always has six, but never has five letters.

Took me a while.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Took me a while.

4-2-1-5

 

[Dave7]

What has four letters, occasionally has twelve, always has six, but never has five letters.

V good.
I just sent that to my Bro who immediately answered "our postman when he's p*ssed"

 

[mistyoptic]

Took me a while.

Me too 🙄

 

[mistyoptic]

That’s a bit like the sign above the bar which says WYBMADIITY

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

I have just compared my 'to do' list with my 'no fukcing chance' list and found they are exactly the same.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

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I have borrowed that one

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]