Any good jokes ... ?

[srj10]

I accidentally passed my glue stick to my wife instead of her lipstick.
She's still not talking to me.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I accidentally passed my glue stick to my wife instead of her lipstick.
She's still not talking to me.

Sorry - this is the jokes thread - not marriage guidance!

 

[Dave7]

Sorry - this is the jokes thread - not marriage guidance!

Could we have an advice thread?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Could we have an advice thread?

You and I have the Retirement Thread - lots of "good" advise to be had there

probably

 

[Dave7]

You and I have the Retirement Thread - lots of "good" advise to be had there

probably

Yeah.....I'm sure I will get good advice from Welshie

 

[Chris S]

 

[BigSid]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[FishFright]

I've just bought a belt that's way too short, what a waist.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Could we have an advice thread?

If it's a red ring, it will rub off.
If it's a green ring, it will drop off.

 

[Andy in Germany]

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"I was pushed"

Not catapulted?

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[tyred]