Any good jokes ... ?
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Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
One that hasn't caught fire probably has rarity value...
cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
in an effort to stem the vegan tide beef farmers are resorting to using vegtabulls to increase herd size.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
I was told that after a vasectomy, I wouldn't have kids anymore.
But when I got home, they were still there.
But when I got home, they were still there.
Chislenko
Veteran
In a similar vein....Somebody came to the door recently collecting for Dr. Barnardo's so I gave them a couple of the kids.
A guy walks into the pub looking very sad.
He orders a pint and was obviously choked up with emotion.
The bartender asks him if he is OK. The guy says "not really. My wife and I had a row and she said she wouldn't speak to me for whole month"
The bartender says "well that's not too bad" and the guy says" It is, the month finishes tonight".
He orders a pint and was obviously choked up with emotion.
The bartender asks him if he is OK. The guy says "not really. My wife and I had a row and she said she wouldn't speak to me for whole month"
The bartender says "well that's not too bad" and the guy says" It is, the month finishes tonight".
