Any good jokes ... ?

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tyred

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Location
Ireland
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Dave7

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Location
Cheshire
When my great granddad went bald he made his own wig by weaving bits of wool together.
When he died he left it to my granddad.
He then left it to my dad.
Now it is mine.
It's become a family hair loom.
 

Many years ago I used to play badminton with a group - many of whom worked at Capenhurt - the Nuclear fuel place. They actually worked on the fuel itself and in researching it.
One of them lived in an old house - semi or terraced - and the fireplaces in the 2 houses were back to back. He had problems with ants and the nest seemed to be in next-door's fireplace.
SO he got a firm to come in to look at it.

Anyway during the conversation he commented that the ant man was coming tomorrow
I seemed to be the only one to think it was a joke - dunno why

they could be a bit sensitive about joke close to their profession!!
 

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
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Well i did get what i asked for,but not quite what i wanted.
 
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