Any good jokes ... ?

[MichaelW2]

Engineer: this glass is twice as big as it needs to be

No, the glass has a built in volumetric safety factor.

 

[tyred]

 

[morrisman]

Just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person.
I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

 

[morrisman]

Thought for the day.
The human race is an endless number of monkeys.
Everyday we type an endless number of words
One of us has already written Hamlet

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Friends are holding a joint Chinese New Year and Burns Night Party, and calling it Chinese Burns Night.

I wasn't going to it, but they twisted my arm.

 

[Cavalol]

I've just got a job as security guard for Bucks Fizz's dressing room, after a series of thefts on their last tour.

Cheryl Baker seemed a bit unsure, but I promised I'd be minding her make up.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Andy in Germany]

 

[JtB]

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I just got a slap from Mrs JtB for liking that one 😠

 

[tyred]