Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Excel: The glass is 2nd of January.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Dave7]

I purchased a 2024 calendar yesterday. When I got home I found there was a full page missing.
I am completely dismayed.

 

[Profpointy]

Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Excel: The glass is 2nd of January.

Engineer: this glass is twice as big as it needs to be

 

[Speicher]

I purchased a 2024 calendar yesterday. When I got home I found there was a full page missing.
I am completely dismayed.

You may write an august letter to the shop where you bought it. March down there and deliver it by hand.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dave7]

A christmas cracker one I just heard (don't blame me).
What did Fred Flinstone say when Thelma broke her favourite vase ?

Grab a daba glue.

Sorry

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

My dyslexia has reached a new owl.

 

[rikki]

 

[Legs]

 

[tyred]