Any good jokes ... ?

[Chislenko]

The bloke from 10 CC keeps sending me jokes via WhatsApp.
I know it it's him as he signs them all lol.

 

[Andy in Germany]

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

Recently I have been reading a lot of reports and studies on the health risks of drinking too much alcohol, so I have decided my New Year resolution will be to give up reading.

 

[flopner]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dolphins are so smart that within weeks of captivity, they train people to stand on the side of the pool & throw them fish. 🐟

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

Have you heard about the lion space programme?

It's called Mufnasa.

 

[Gwylan]

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Not amount! It's number!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[flopner]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[morrisman]