Any good jokes ... ?

[Andy_R]

 

[srj10]

Me: Help my friend is choking on a Quality Street chocolate
Paramedic: The big purple one
Me: Yeah, that's him

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[flopner]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Got a pair of boxers with the London Underground tube map on for Xmas.

Already had to change twice

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Cavalol]

I’ve had to rehome my dog. He's gone to live with Dick and his partner
Richard.

He's very happy.

 

[dicko]

I finally did it! I bought a new pair of shoes with memory foam insoles. No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen!