Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Just rang Argos to see if they had the game 'Operation' in stock.

Apparently there's a two year waiting list.

 

[Dag Hammar]

A friend of mine had a job in a company that made furniture. Last week he fell into the machinery and was taken to hospital.
He is fully recovered now.

Like the chap in the furniture factory who drowned in a vat of French polish.
A terrible end but a lovely finish.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[dicko]

I tried to read a book today on the history of Sellotape, but I couldn’t find the beginning.

 

[Speicher]

I tried to read a book today on the history of Sellotape, but I couldn’t find the beginning.

Do you know that there is a video tape available?

 

[Cavalol]

My mate keeps racing pigeons.

He never wins.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Afternoon all, just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy year, most of all good health!
These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random shoot and send it on.
So, after all we've been though together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy 2018!
You are the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for.
Best wishes, Brenda

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[flopner]

 

[Dave7]

Blind man walking with his dog when the dog cocks its leg and pees on him.
The man immediately gets a biscuit out for it.
A passerby says "how nice....the dog pees on you and you give it a treat"
The blind man says "no, I'm just working out where it's mouth is so I can kick it in the bollocks"

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]