Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

Ooh, dangerously political.

And so, so funny for it....

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[FishFright]

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In the same way that cat heaven is everything else's hell.

 

[postman]

For the past two years every monthly pension i have been saving a little something for a rainy day.So i now have 12 pairs of wellies and 12 umbrellas.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Cavalol]

Just had an operation on my funny bone.

Doctor said I will be in stitches for two weeks.

 

[dicko]

 

[Cavalol]

I invented a torch that runs solely on citrus juice, but my mate got hold of it and became famous. He stole my limelight.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I invented a torch that runs solely on citrus juice, but my mate got hold of it and became famous. He stole my limelight.

He was taking the pith there.

 

[Cavalol]

He was taking the Pith there.

I was just going to say that, but you pipped me to it.

 

[DRM]

I was just going to say that, but you pipped me to it.

Badoom, Tish!

 

[Speicher]

I invented a torch that runs solely on citrus juice, but my mate got hold of it and became famous. He stole my limelight.

Can you pursue your other inventions with renewed zest?

 

[craigwend]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[tyred]