Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Windle]

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What? No very wet, very dead but not even slightly nibbled Shrew?

 

[Alex321]

What? No very wet, very dead but not even slightly nibbled Shrew?

All we usually saw of shrews was the neatly excised intestines.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

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Boxing Day 3:30pm, Channel 4.

 

[albion]

https://road.cc/content/news/lance-armstrong-has-bikes-worth-100000-stolen-305817

Druggies?

 

[Slick]

https://road.cc/content/news/lance-armstrong-has-bikes-worth-100000-stolen-305817

Druggies?

Yeah, almost definitely.

In fact, my first suggestion would be there was actually half a dozen or so BSO's in there and the king rat himself organised it for insurance fraud.

Of course, I could be watching far too many episodes of scammers with Angela Ripon.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Venod]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

A friend of mine had a job in a company that made furniture. Last week he fell into the machinery and was taken to hospital.
He is fully recovered now.

 

[Dave7]

The average person walks 913 miles per year and drinks 556 glasses of wine which equals 21.8 gallons.
That equals 33 miles to the gallon, which is imo very good.