Any good jokes ... ?

[Venod]

 

[Dag Hammar]

Nice to see that old man, Miles from Dublin, has got another mention 🤣

( three days ago, see post No 26,324 )

 

[craigwend]

Nice to see that old man, Miles from Dublin, has got another mention 🤣

( three days ago, see post No 26,324 )

Yet another milestone...

 

[Dave7]

Man tells his Doctor "I keep hearing voices from my underpants".
Doctor says "take no notice, they're just talking bollocks".

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Profpointy]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[tyred]

 

[dicko]

Amazing....A man who trained his dog to play trumpet on the London underground said he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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Tyred, is there a link to where we can all buy that piece of kit?

 

[tyred]

Tyred, is there a link to where we can all buy that piece of kit?

I believe you can order it from the ACME Corporation Catalogue.

Enclose cheque or postal order and allow 28 days for delivery.

 

[Venod]

Don't you hate people who answer their own questions ? I do.

 

[postman]

i have this uncanny ability to know what is inside brightly paper wrapped parcels,it's a gift.

 

[postman]

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April 1st 2024 i am going to borrow this photo.

 

[Profpointy]

Amazing....A man who trained his dog to play trumpet on the London underground said he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour.

Brilliant!
Very tangentially that reminds of a schoolkid having mis-heard or been given a bowdlerised version of Othello and couldn't understand why Othello was so angry that Desdemona had been playing the trumpet in his bed