mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
What’s his name? Certainly not Little Richard…
Any good jokes ... ?
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What’s his name? Certainly not Little Richard…
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
My wife says I'm not allowed to do the napkins again this Christmas.
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Windle
Über Member
- Location
- Burnthouses
Obviously not a bike shed.
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
Today marks 6 months without drinking a drop of Alcohol, or any kinds of fizzy drink! 6 months without eating bread, cake or anything sweet.
The change in my body has been fantastic, I feel great, I lost weight and my way of thinking is very positive... I'm looking to keep this up and go for more.
Because I care!... no alcohol, eating healthy and above all, an hour of exercise every day!!!
I don't know who's status this is, but it said to copy and paste, so I did
The change in my body has been fantastic, I feel great, I lost weight and my way of thinking is very positive... I'm looking to keep this up and go for more.
Because I care!... no alcohol, eating healthy and above all, an hour of exercise every day!!!
I don't know who's status this is, but it said to copy and paste, so I did
Alex321
Guru
- Location
- South Wales
One day the A817 was visiting Glasgow, and it found a nice-looking pub to spend the evening in. Unbeknownst to our protagonist, the pub was rougher than it looked.
First thing that happened, the doors burst open, and a four-lane motorway stomped in. The various A- and B-roads hurriedly got out of its way, and it went up to the bar. “I’m the M8,” it said in a rough Lowlands accent. “Gimme a pint of snakebite.”
The bartender gave the M8 a pint, but it had hardly started to drink when the doors burst open again, and a six-lane motorway pushed its way in. It hard-shouldered the cringing M8 out of its way, and announced in a coarse south-side Glaswegian accent: “I’m the M74. Gimme a pint of cider and black, ya bas.”
The bartender had barely drawn the cider into the glass, when the door opened quietly, and a weedy little “road” came in: green, with only one white stripe. It approached the bar, and the A817 was bemused when both the M8 and the M74 cringed out of the way, trying to make themselves look as small as possible.
“What’s going on,” whispered the A817 to the cowering M8, as the strange weedy road sat by the bar and ordered a Guinness. “Big tough motorway like you, afraid of a wee thing like that?”
“Aye mate,” said the M8, “I’m a big tough motorway. But yon’s a f*cking cyclepath.”
First thing that happened, the doors burst open, and a four-lane motorway stomped in. The various A- and B-roads hurriedly got out of its way, and it went up to the bar. “I’m the M8,” it said in a rough Lowlands accent. “Gimme a pint of snakebite.”
The bartender gave the M8 a pint, but it had hardly started to drink when the doors burst open again, and a six-lane motorway pushed its way in. It hard-shouldered the cringing M8 out of its way, and announced in a coarse south-side Glaswegian accent: “I’m the M74. Gimme a pint of cider and black, ya bas.”
The bartender had barely drawn the cider into the glass, when the door opened quietly, and a weedy little “road” came in: green, with only one white stripe. It approached the bar, and the A817 was bemused when both the M8 and the M74 cringed out of the way, trying to make themselves look as small as possible.
“What’s going on,” whispered the A817 to the cowering M8, as the strange weedy road sat by the bar and ordered a Guinness. “Big tough motorway like you, afraid of a wee thing like that?”
“Aye mate,” said the M8, “I’m a big tough motorway. But yon’s a f*cking cyclepath.”
atemple492
New Member
I've asked chatgpt to give me a joke and how bad it is made me laugh:
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Gwylan
Veteran
- Location
- All at sea⛵
I'll just tell my therapist and hope the memory scars will heal and I can be relieved and move on safely
