Any good jokes ... ?

[Andy in Germany]

Are they a football team? Or just 11 saddos who run around in the rain.

What's the difference?

 

[Slick]

What's the difference?

No self-respecting modern day footballer would ever risk getting their hair wet by running around in the rain.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought to myself, "The streets seem strangely desserted..."

 

[tyred]

 

[Speicher]

I went to a mammoth sale at a department store yesterday. It was so disappointing that there was not a single woolly left.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I went to a mammoth sale at a department store yesterday. It was so disappointing that there was not a single woolly left.

I hope you gave them a "tusk tusk" of disapproval.

 

[tyred]

 

[Biker BoB]

The UK government are brilliant.....

 

[PeteXXX]

Electric Car Owners Alert

Important news for electric car users.

I learned today that, if you break down in an electric car, you can still use the AA.

But if you break down in a small electric car, you have to use the AAA.

 

[tyred]

 

[JtB]

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Or got run over by a train.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Or got run over by a train.

Narrow guage

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dag Hammar]

Narrow guage

Or narrow gauge !