Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I bought my wife a balloon for Christmas last year. She's never let it go.

 

[Chris S]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[T4tomo]

I bought my wife a balloon for Christmas last year. She's never let it go.

not a joke : my mate bought his wife a clothes airer for xmas one year, she's never let that go but they are surprisingly still married

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Andy in Germany]

This turned up today at work, some distance from the gardening section.

My colleague asked why it was here, and got the response: "The carpet was growing again"

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[oldwheels]

 

[F70100]

Beef wellington
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What’s for pud, choux buns laced with brandy cream?

 

[Chris S]

 

[Seevio]

Me: I'm going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles.
Dracula: Venn?
Me: Probably tomorrow.

 

[PeteXXX]

I just applied for a job at the Citroen museum. Had to send in 2 CVs....

🚗😋🚗

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]