CharlieB
Junior Walker and the Allstars
- Location
- Therivermeadowatthepileofstones
Actually, it’s a very interesting visit. Not a full day tho’ but.
Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
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welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
This guy works in a store selling nothing but dildos.
A woman asks "how much are the black ones and the white ones"?
£10 each he says, so she doesn't bother.
A blond goes in and asks the same question......gets the same answer.
The asks "how much for that tartan one"?
He says "it's a special and would cost £50........she buys it.
Later on the owner returns and asks how many he has sold.
The guy says "none actually.....but I got £50 for your coffee flask"
A woman asks "how much are the black ones and the white ones"?
£10 each he says, so she doesn't bother.
A blond goes in and asks the same question......gets the same answer.
The asks "how much for that tartan one"?
He says "it's a special and would cost £50........she buys it.
Later on the owner returns and asks how many he has sold.
The guy says "none actually.....but I got £50 for your coffee flask"
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
The Crofted Crest
Veteran
If you're addicted to apples, you never get to see a doctor!
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
My wife says I'm tight, so to prove her wrong we went out for some tea and biscuits. It was quite exciting as she's never given blood before.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
@Toshiba Boy .
Me and the MOT tester were only talking about that the other day.
He spotted my metal detector in the car boot and said he made the mistake of wearing steel toe capped boots on his first outing with his detector.
Me and the MOT tester were only talking about that the other day.
He spotted my metal detector in the car boot and said he made the mistake of wearing steel toe capped boots on his first outing with his detector.
Electric_Andy
Heavy Metal Fan
- Location
- Plymouth
When I was about 18 I was turning hay for my dad in the tractor; we lost a hay tine so needed to find it before it got picked up in the forage harvester and wrecked it. We borrowed a metal detector from a neighbour; I spent a good few hours going through the swarthes but no luck. Then my foot hit something hard and it was the hay tine. Detector still didn't pick it up but my foot did by chance. Talk about finding a needle in a haystack, this wasn't far off
