Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

I know someone who has spent his life savings buying pasta.
He says it was worth every penne.

 

[Dave7]

Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb of someone covered in chocolate and crushed nuts.
They think its the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher.

 

[PeteXXX]

This morning I was persuaded into buying a new 52" flat screen TV from the shop for just 50 quid. It was the display model, looked new, all working fine apart from a fault with the volume control. But I figured for 50 quid I can't turn it down........

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Dave7]

My car was covered in ice this morning.
I tried to scrape it clear using my store discount card but I only got 20% off.

 

[mistyoptic]

My car was covered in ice this morning.
I tried to scrape it clear using my store discount card but I only got 20% off.

Have you opened the Christmas cracker box early?

 

[Dave7]

Have you opened the Christmas cracker box early?

These were left over from last year😀

 

[craigwend]

 

[Andy in Germany]

Have you opened the Christmas cracker box early?

That was a bit intellectual for a Christmas Cracker; it had percentages and everything.

 

[tyred]

Good to see someone has their priorities right

 

[oldwheels]

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No prob. In a wet suit. A dry suit however particularly at 30 metres.

 

[Dave7]

No prob. In a wet suit. A dry suit however particularly at 30 metres.

Yep.....if you wore a wet or semi dry and you were cold a long wee was very warming.

 

[Dave7]

No prob. In a wet suit. A dry suit however particularly at 30 metres.

What was your deepest dive ?

 

[Jameshow]

Good to see someone has their priorities right

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Poor taste in car and bike!!🤣🤣🤣

 

[oldwheels]

What was your deepest dive ?

About 40 metres tho' normally never went much below 25M as that gave a longer time.
The 40m was off the side of a wreck as my buddy dropped his tool bag and we went down to retrieve it. We never did find it but found a better one somebody else had dropped.