Any good jokes ... ?

[CharlieB]

After many years and experience in the working world, I've decided to start something new again.

I will be offering training courses for teenagers starting in December!

Due to increasing demand, each course starts on the principle: first come, first served.

Content: Coaching and practical tasks.

One module runs for over 6 weeks.

The course is aimed at all young people (m/f/d).

The course starts Dec 2023

Participation via Zoom or in the team is possible.

Module 1:
"Toilet paper"
How does the paper get out of the wrapper to the toilet paper holder? What happens when toilet paper is empty?
Group discussion + practical exercises

Module 2:
"Dirty clothes" - what do we do next?
Difference between the laundry basket and floor.
PowerPoint Presentation + Chart.

Module 3:
"Basics of dishwasher"
How do dishes get off the table into the dishwasher?
In-depth Seminar -
Difficulties and solution strategies for removing dishes and garbage from the bedroom.

Module 4:
"How do you find stuff without asking your parents?" "
Open discussion/opening cabinets.

Module 5:
How do the clean dishes get back into the right place in the kitchen cabinet?
Video example + practical exercises.

Module 6:
"Sink function + the roll out"
We do practical exercises; what a clean table means and what is needed to drain a sink.
Practical exercises in groups.

FINAL EXAM

Module 7:
Construct a sentence of ten words or more without using the word ‘like’.

 

[Jameshow]

Module 7:
Construct a sentence of ten words or more without using the word ‘like’.

Module 8
Coming out of your bedroom for tea.... Overcoming the social anxiety - that is the rest of your family.....!

 

[srj10]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

After many years and experience in the working world, I've decided to start something new again.

I will be offering training courses for teenagers starting in December!

Due to increasing demand, each course starts on the principle: first come, first served.

Content: Coaching and practical tasks.

One module runs for over 6 weeks.

The course is aimed at all young people (m/f/d).

The course starts Dec 2023

Participation via Zoom or in the team is possible.

Module 1:
"Toilet paper"
How does the paper get out of the wrapper to the toilet paper holder? What happens when toilet paper is empty?
Group discussion + practical exercises

Module 2:
"Dirty clothes" - what do we do next?
Difference between the laundry basket and floor.
PowerPoint Presentation + Chart.

Module 3:
"Basics of dishwasher"
How do dishes get off the table into the dishwasher?
In-depth Seminar -
Difficulties and solution strategies for removing dishes and garbage from the bedroom.

Module 4:
"How do you find stuff without asking your parents?" "
Open discussion/opening cabinets.

Module 5:
How do the clean dishes get back into the right place in the kitchen cabinet?
Video example + practical exercises.

Module 6:
"Sink function + the roll out"
We do practical exercises; what a clean table means and what is needed to drain a sink.
Practical exercises in groups.

FINAL EXAM

Seeing this makes me all the more proud of my sons. Yes, they did have times like this, but they didn't last long and now they're going form strength to strength.

In all honesty, with the amount of rebuilding a teenagers mind goes through plus exams, plus all the other pressure they get from society as they enter adulthood, I'm amazed they manage anything at all.

That said, for my lads I would also add another module:

"Doors: their function and use"
Discussion, demonstration of how to close a door having passed through.
Extra Seminar: How to achieve this without slamming it so hard the building shakes.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Andy_R]

 

[Andy_R]

I'm bald, but I still own a comb.

I just can't part with it...

 

[srj10]

Police at Heathrow Airport are concerned at the number of passengers smuggling helium filled balloons in their luggage.

Despite an extensive ad campaign warning of the risks, cases are continuing to rise.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I'm bald, but I still own a comb.

I just can't part with it...

If you hold it above your head, you'd have a comb over.

 

[Tenkaykev]

If you hold it above your head, you'd have a comb over.

Or just above your nether regions a Cox comb...

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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I love the way the driver made sure the dog was in the picture.

 

[tyred]