Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

When I was at the beach last month I witnessed totally disgusting behaviour!!....

A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids ; then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it.
Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages....

 

[AndyRM]

The ones older than time are the best.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[T4tomo]

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how about take your farking earphones out if you don't want scaring as I cycle past, having rung my bell 3 times and shouted hello

 

[newfhouse]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

how about take your farking earphones out if you don't want scaring as I cycle past, having rung my bell 3 times and shouted hello

Oh yeah!!!
And maybe not jumping in surprise when I pass on the grass miles clear of you because your earphones meant my presence was a total surprise - if more than one person that at least one will issue a small sriek/scream/squeal just to indiacte to their friens how shocked they are

Yup - shocked - I have a loud bell that I rang 3 times
I slowed down to an almost stop and shouted "Excuse me" - TWICE
and it is still a shock

Still - could be worse - I have seen people crossing a main road like that - a cycle path is a fair bit safer

 

[tyred]

how about take your farking earphones out if you don't want scaring as I cycle past, having rung my bell 3 times and shouted hello

Stop ringing that bell and disturbing my enjoyment of Mozart's piano concerto as I walk along!

 

[PeteXXX]

Spent some very enjoyable time in my shed cleaning my tools.
One of my screwdrivers was covered in rodents mess.

Turned out it's my ratchet screwdriver.

🐀

 

[mistyoptic]

Yup - shocked - I have a loud bell that I rang 3 times
I slowed down to an almost stop and shouted "Excuse me" - TWICE
and it is still a shock

And then say “there’s no need to be rude”

 

[AndyRM]

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That made me chuckle, a lot.

 

[Jameshow]

That made me chuckle, a lot.

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[newts]