Any good jokes ... ?

[rikki]

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We call it glider fuel when the trailers are empty.

 

[newfhouse]

 

[craigwend]

 

[MichaelW2]

Best Edinburgh Festival jokes :

Olaf Falafel: Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle

 

[T4tomo]

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Pedant alert, to be honest DD/MMM/YYYY is the most clear. when the DD is 12 or below its not abundantly clear whether you are in UK or silly US format.

 

[Alex321]

Pedant alert, to be honest DD/MMM/YYYY is the most clear. when the DD is 12 or below its not abundantly clear whether you are in UK or silly US format.

But actually of course yyyy/mm/dd (or even yyyymmdd) is best

 

[T4tomo]

But actually of course yyyy/mm/dd (or even yyyymmdd) is best

WRONG, because dd and mm can be confused (see above) hence DDD e.g. JAN FEB etc rules supreme, like a chicken.

 

[Alex321]

WRONG, because dd and mm can be confused (see above) hence DDD e.g. JAN FEB etc rules supreme, like a chicken.

I have never seen anybody use yyyy/dd/mm, so no confusion.

Those formats are the norm in computer usage, because it makes < and > comparisons work.

 

[MichaelW2]

I have never seen anybody use yyyy/dd/mm, so no confusion.

Those formats are the norm in computer usage, because it makes < and > comparisons work.

I just use an integer representing seconds elapsed since 1st Jan 1970 at 00:00:00 UTC.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

Pedant alert, to be honest DD/MMM/YYYY is the most clear. when the DD is 12 or below its not abundantly clear whether you are in UK or silly US format.

 

[JohnCl]

 

[Jameshow]

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Owners do....

 

[cisamcgu]

Actually, I believe guide dogs, while working, are exempt from the dog fouling laws

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Actually, I believe guide dogs, while working, are exempt from the dog fouling laws

They're also trained to empty in their pen. Amazing creatures.