Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

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[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

My dog has just turned up at the pub shaking like a leaf.



He knows if I'm not home in ten minutes, he's getting my dinner.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

World's largest seagull does a Tommy Cooper impression.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[DaveReading]

I think the Rev Spooner would be a bit disappointed.

 

[Profpointy]

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Probably posted before but this seemingly true one is a classic. I've done similar though not with a toilet; rubber shrouds forgotten on carefully soldered 5 pin DIN leads in my case

Warning - bad language, quite understandably to be fair


View: https://youtu.be/RdTNcTcoDGI

 

[flopner]

 

[tyred]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Thought so

 

[Jameshow]

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No hard to guess.

Sex, tools, bikes.....

 

[Cavalol]

It's been 6 months since I joined the gym, and no progress.

I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]